You Suck: A Love Story (Audiobook) By Christopher Moore
English | 2007 | ISBN: 0061227188 | 7 hours and 43 minutes | M4A | 264 MB
"You bitch, you killed me. You suck!"
Being dead sucks. Make that being undead sucks.
Literally. Just ask Thomas C. Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody—the woman of his dreams—is a vampire. And surprise! Now he's one, too.